What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Octopussy

Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you like the most about black people?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How does it feel to have sex with a 40 year old curvy aunty?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are white women so overly emotional?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!